RIGHT HAND, LEFT HOOK
My name is Downs.  Keith Downs.  I left the Bronx in 1976.  Never looked back.       New York Golden Gloves 1975.  Educated Warrior.   Special Ops Commo.  Fort Bragg for half of my adult life. 88 jumps. 3 severe concussions.  Law School.  Six Kids. Six Grandkids.  My Plummy has been my Guiding Light since Ronnie Reagan Ruled the World.   I believe that the most important thing in life is to "double-check" your cable loop type canopy release assemblies every single day.     If you're ever in trouble, I'll have your back.  That's what Sergeants are for.   DOWNS SENDS!

TODAY....IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

P.S.    Never, never, ever lie to me.